1- The number of bites I will take of any given food before throwing it on the floor.
2- Your daily allotment of time, in minutes, allowed in the washroom.
3- The number of times you will seriously injure yourself, per day, on a strategically placed toy.
4- The amount, in hours, of time you will spend on housework every night after I’m in bed.
5- The precise hour at which I will wake for the day.
6- The number of times you will beg god to make me nap.
7- The amount of Cheerios you will find on your various body parts at any given time.
8- The number of stains I will adorn your new white sweater with.
9- The amount of unsuccessful attempts to put me to bed you will have.
10- The minimum number of heart attacks I will give you per week.
Piggies count say it al.
Seriously could not only relate, but fell your pain on most of these.
Nice job with the counting Piggie, lol!!