Okay, maybe ‘Death By Cheerio’ is slightly dramatic, but seriously, those bastards stick. to. everything! They’re also probably ninjas because they find their way into your couch cushions, DVD player, socks, and butt crack before you’ve even brought them home from the store.
They seem harmless, but they’re more than likely cereal spies. They’re crafty! If you don’t keep an eye on them, you’ll find them in your undies drawer, sniffing away like the perverts they are. They also like to sneak into bed with you and watch you sleep. Creepy fucks!
Don’t underestimate them…it could be your undoing!
You Have Been Warned
Your blog always makes my day. Thanks for the much needed smiles.
Those damn yogurt drops aren’t much better!