A few months ago, I wrote about Sequel getting a on teething. It’s been 14 weeks since that whole ordeal began, and she still has nothing to show for it. Her gums are swollen, she can soak an outfit in record time, and she’s cranky, but no teeth. Of course, I knew to expect a …
Last week, I mentioned that everyone and their uncles owns at least one toy from . After writing that, I actually went through my playroom, and I realized I had way more than one. In fact, I have nine. A favorite of both kids is the I’m sure you’ve all seen this before. They’re everywhere! I didn’t …
There is little more chaotic in this world than IKEA on a Sunday morning. There is no way in hell that many people need DIY coffee tables all at once. The only reasonable explanation is that 82% of them are lost as heck and have probably been there since last month. The place is a …
Take ‘em off, sweetheart…you won’t need them here! When I first got pregnant, I researched every book on the market, hoping to become the perfect parent. I spent hundreds of dollars on various reading materials and Googled every possible situation that might arise once Piggle got here. Boy, was that a waste of time! It’s …
When I was pregnant with Piggle, I was convinced he was a girl. For 15 weeks, I referred to him as a ‘she’, and I was so excited at the prospect of buying out Baby Gap’s girl section! The clothing and accessory choices were endless! At my 15 week ultrasound, however, there was no mistaking …
I am a self-proclaimed cloth diaper addict. I love everything about them (except washing them because I have an HE washer, and it’s a pain in the ass). The absolute best thing about them is the variety! There is something for everyone—and then some! When I started cloth diapering Piggle, in 2011, I knew very …
Today, Piggle and I lived on the edge. We braved a two and a half hour outing to playgroup. Normally, this would be nothing to brag about, but with the way his ass has been spewing toxic sludge this week, we were tempting fate. I’m happy to report, however, that we made it through nearly …
One of the more fun aspects of having a toddler is that I get to make all the big decisions in life for him…like what he’s going to wear for dress up play. For the past two months, I’ve been scouring the Internet for costume ideas for the boy. I’ve come across the basics (i.e.: …
Holidays are a tricky time of year for anyone, but add a toddler to the mix, and you’re one step closer to a padded cell. Not only do you have to worry about finding a gift for them that is both practical and unable to maim you when thrown in a fit of rage, you …
If you follow our shenanigans on , you’ll know that Piggle is currently working on potty training. So far, he’s been amazing! His only accidents occur when he’s wearing bottoms of some kind. Naked-from-the-waist-down Piggle pees and poops in the potty every time—except that one time he thought he was hilarious and peed on my …
